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Jul. 9th, 2010 11:46 am
ayascythe: Pink Reaper (Football ~ Mannschaft ~ Cuddling)
To avoid going mad while preparing for examinations and also to nudge my half-dead muse, I went out in search for writing inspiration. I found it in a bunch of prompt-communities all over LJ, because I seem to be unable to come up with ideas myself, but explicit prompts make me despair. One word, however, somehow is perfect to stir my imagination. Hence, I snagged a drabble table and started writing. Tl;dr: I wrote a bunch of drabbles and ficlets thanks to a [livejournal.com profile] 100_prompts drabble table.

Disclaimer: Everything I wrote down there is a lie. Copyright, characters, etc. pp belong to the respective owners of the mentioned show/book/musical. Except for The Spring Court, which I invented and I totally claim everything for it. ;P The respective RL persons belong to themselves and I don't know anything about their sexual orientation. I'm not making any money with this.

Unless stated otherwise, all of these are PG-13 rated and have a word count of 100.^^


The Spring Court.
Darcie, Ethan. What I think the finale of S2 would look like.

Darcie finally finds a way to free Ethan from his captivity. This is their reunion.

 

02. I'm here )

 

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 Glee. Jesse/Rachel, 200 words.

A reunion just like Jesse would have planned it – or not.

 

24. Taxi )

 
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Tanz der Vampire. Graf von Krolock, gen.

Drinking blood is more than just feeding.

  

22. Blood )

 
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Football RPS. Philipp Lahm/Lukas Podolski, pre-slash. I know this pairing makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, but this icon was just too damn cute and, well.

Post-match celebrations and hugs.

  

04. Puppy love )

 

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Football RPS. 27!Jens Lehmann/16!Christoph Metzelder, pre-slash, underage, AU, 644 words. This is from my personal head!canon in which Jens and Metze already met before the BVB in Münster. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] feli_en_flammes  for the quick read-through!
Homework, cooking and character analysis.

  

21. Aloof )
ayascythe: Pink Reaper (KSC ~ Langkamp²)
For one week, recommend/share:
Day one: a song
Day two: a picture
Day three: a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four: a site
Day five: a youtube clip
Day six: a quote
Day seven: whatever tickles your fancy


Jentzelder. )
ayascythe: Pink Reaper (Supernatural Dean pout)
... when I look at my learning schedule and always discover that I haven't finished yet what I was supposed to do that day. *pulls at her hair*
Well, whatever. I can't learn/summarise scripts 24/7 even though I'd like to. A little time for HSM fic and some memes should be okay. ;)

Oh, and did I mention that I went to see Twilight last week? It was actually quite ... decent and really made me like Alice and Jasper, dammit, but God do I hate them for abusing Muse but the scene was still fun to watch. The movie just doesn't even come close to the ridiculousness of the book. And yes, the soundtrack is really, really good. *points to current music*

So. Meme. Right. Got tagged by [livejournal.com profile] rotschopf  for this one - and it was quite hard to fill that top ten, actually. The order may also not be entirely correct. Tagging whoever feels like doing this. ^^

RULES:
1. Compose a list of your top ten sexiest famous men.
2. Collect one picture of each guy on your list.
3. Post them in your journal/blog.
4. Tag 3 people to do the same.


Hot men )

And because [livejournal.com profile] feli_en_flammes asked for one: a female top ten. ;)

Hot women )
ayascythe: Pink Reaper (Jens & Metze)
Salz  [Jens Lehmann/Christoph Metzelder]

und

Salz 2  [Christoph Metzelder/Iker Casillas mit Jentzelder-Andeutungen]

Beides Drabbles und beides von Balltreterin / [profile] kijast.
ayascythe: Pink Reaper (Jens & Metze)
Author: [personal profile] ayascythe
Fandom:
Football
Pairing:
Jentzelder (Jens Lehmann/Christoph Metzelder)
Rating:
R
Language: English
Categories/Warning: slash/RPS, slight language, err… poor try at writing sex?
Disclaimer: Everything I wrote is fictional, none of this happened and as far as I know, Jens Lehmann and Christoph Metzelder are not involved in any gay relationship. I'm not making any money with this.

General summary: Series of unrelated ficlets, each picturing snapshots of the relationships of various pairings (so far: Jentzelder, Snuglies). Earlier parts can be found here.
Summary – #3: See A/N.

A/N: I totally blame this on one certain episode of Queer as Folk in which there was a scene with a topping!Justin and a bottoming!Brian. I was like "OMG!!!" and then "Gnah, I want this for Metze and Jens, too!" So. Yeah.

Thanks for the awesome beta goes to [personal profile] ninamalfoy.

 

ayascythe: Pink Reaper (Kampfsau)

My obsession with football already drove me that far as to buy the latest issue of Bravo Sport – just because it has this very, very nice poster of Metze in it. (Don't look at me like that… I still needed a Metze-poster to go with my Jens/Sommermärchen-poster! *blushes*)

Apart from the poster, the magazine's mostly crap, just as expected. But there's a nice little interview with Metze and Philipp Degen. Basically, they are talking about the upcoming match between Germany and Switzerland, how both teams will give their best, yadda, yadda, the usual.

Metze gushes about how he's excited to be in the Mannschaft again (yeah, I bet you missed some of your teammates very much *cough,Jens,cough*) and how he wants to let his Dortmund colleagues (Philipp Degen & Alex Frei) feel the strength of their DFB-team.

Then Philipp jumps in with the objection that the Swiss won't give up that easily and that he's been going to bed at 8 o'clock p.m. for 14 days already, just so he'll be topfit for the match.

And then

Bravo Sport: Christoph, macht dich das nervös?
Metze:
(grinst) Philipp wird eher nervös sein. Den mach ich kirre bis zum Spiel. Und auch die Tricks von Alex Frei kenn ich.

Bravo Sport: Christoph, does this make you nervous?
Metze:
(grins) Philipp is more bound to be nervous. I'm going to tame him/drive him crazy* until the match. And I know the tricks of Alex Frei as well.
*(This is kind of hard to translate, because "kirre machen" can have both mentioned meanings in German and I don't know which one Metze was thinking of. Either way, it's still funny.^^)

Am I the only one who had not-so-innocent thoughts in mind when she read this?
Metze, you naughty boy! Just how exactly do you plan to tame/tease Philipp, huh? *raises eyebrow* And I wonder what Kelly has to say about all of this? Or does he even join the fun? (It is for the Mannschaft's sake, after all…*g*)

If I were into Metzelder/Degen, I'd say this is plotbunny-ish like whoa, but… seeing that I'm not, I just think this is highly amusing. (Still, I can't believe I wasted my money for this. I mean: Bravo. Someone shoot me, please. *facepalm*)

ayascythe: Pink Reaper (Raito)
A bunch of new icons for you. Fandom: football and... yes, Death Note, mostly of Raito/Light. (Omg, it's started again... I'm getting addicted to yet another fandom!)

+9 Robert Huth
+2 Jentzelder (Jens Lehman/Christoph Metzelder)
+2 Football general
+10 Death Note

Teaser:


Rules:
+No hotlinking.
+Credits would be highly appreciated, but I won't throw a fit, if you don't mention my name.
+Comments are love.^^



ayascythe: Pink Reaper (Jens & Metze)
Author: [personal profile] ayascythe
Fandom:
Football
Pairing:
Jentzelder (Jens Lehmann/Christoph Metzelder)
Rating:
PG-13
Categories/Warning: slash/RPS, cheesy rambling, some language, not beta-ed
Disclaimer:
Everything I wrote is fictional, none of this happened and as far as I know, Jens Lehmann and Christoph Metzelder are not involved in any gay relationship. I'm not making any money with this.

A/N: Seeing "Sommermaerchen" once again on TV made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside and then there was Metze, all sweaty and gorgeous, so I somehow ended up writing this drabble/ficlet.^^

Oh, and I just feel like dedicating this to [profile] louphoenix … because she's my newfound partner in crime when it comes to chatting and fangirling about football(-players/-slash). ♥

 

ayascythe: Pink Reaper (Jens & Metze)
Author: [personal profile] ayascythe
Fandom:
Football
Pairing: Jentzelder (Jens Lehmann/Christoph Metzelder)
Rating: PG-13
Categories/Warning: slash/RPS, drama, angst, ooc-ness(?), deathfic(???)
Disclaimer: Everything I wrote is fictional, none of this happened and as far as I know, Jens and Metze are not involved in any gay relationship. I'm not making any money with this.
Beta: Thanks for the amazing, amazing beta goes to [personal profile] ninamalfoy , without whom this translation definitely wouldn't be as good as it is now.

Summary:
It was never about me. This is about Christoph, my wife, my children. Probably about our coaches and teammates, too. Definitely about million of people that hate us now. But never about me.

A/N:
This was originally written in German and my entry for the jensdefense fanfic challenge (the previous one, not the one that's currently going on). Since some people don't understand German, I agreed on translating it into English. I know it took ages to translate and post this, but here it is - at last. ^^° And considering the article in the new RUND issue, I think the time to post this is actually quite fitting.
(Moreover, let's pretend this is set sometime when Jens and his family live in Germany for some reason that I'm too uninventive to make up right now.)


Icarus )

ayascythe: Pink Reaper (Jens & Metze)
Autor: [info]ayascythe
Fandom: Fußball
Pairing: Jentzelder (Jens Lehmann/Christoph Metzelder), Snuglies & Schweinski angedeutet
Rating: PG
Einstufungen/Warnungen: RPS/slash, etwas angst
Disclaimer: Jens Lehmann, Christoph Metzelder und alle anderen aus der dt. Nationalmannschaft sind eigenständige Personen, die ich mir nur für diese kurze Story ausgeliehen und missbraucht habe. Das ganze ist komplett frei erfunden und ich verdiene hiermit kein Geld.
Beta: -
Sonstiges: Für den jensdefense Fic Challenge, sofern es die Bedingungen erfüllt.

Zusammenfassung:
Eine Fic über Fußball... und wie er sein sollte.

A/N:
Mhm, ich finde die Fic etwas merkwürdig, aber da mich dieses Plotbunny einfach nicht in Ruhe lassen wollte, musste sie halt raus. (Warum krieg ich immer so seltsame Plotbunnies?! *schmoll*) Ist kein AU, auch wenn's am Anfang danach aussehen mag. ^^

ayascythe: Pink Reaper (Jens & Metze)
Author: [info]ayascythe
Pairing:
Jentzelder (Jens Lehmann/Christoph Metzelder)
Rating:
PG
Categories/Warning:
RPS/slash, somewhat angsty, somewhat sappy
Beta:
unbeta-ed, constructive criticism is welcomed
Disclaimer:
Everything I wrote is fictional, none of this happened and as far as I know, Jens and Metze are not involved in any gay relationship. I'm not making any money with this.
EDIT:
The German version of this fic can be found here.

Summary:
A short moment of celebration after the won match against Portugal (at the WC '06).

A/N:
A short drabble/ficlet-thingy inspired by this pic. Also, this is probably my first Jentzelder fic that's not dripping with drama and is actually somehow… kinda… happy. *is dumbfounded* Gah, stupid ending, though.

Champions )

Btw, I'm still looking for someone who'd be willing to beta one of my footie-fics. It's a translation of "Icarus" and has already been posted in German, so it wouldn't be that much of work. Just correcting typos/grammar mistakes and smoothing out weird translations . Native speakers/people who have a good feel for the English language are very welcomed to contact me (LJ-comment, email, whatever).^^

Edit: Found a beta now.

ayascythe: Pink Reaper (Jens & Metze)
Author: [personal profile] ayascythe
Fandom:
Football
Pairing: could be actually any pairing you like, but to me it's the Jentzelder
Rating:
PG-13
Categories:
RPS/slash, slight language, pretty angsty, probably a little over-dramatic
Beta:
unbeta-ed, constructive criticism is welcomed
Disclaimer: Everything I wrote is fictional, none of this happened and as far as I know, Jens and Metze (or any other football player you might be reminded of) are not involved in any gay relationship. Credit also goes to Annie Proulx for her wonderful shortstory (the last sentence is completely stolen from there, just so you know).
EDIT: The German version of this fic can be found here.

Summary: A short ficlet, about Jens & Metze two gay football players watching BBM.

A/N:
This is the first time in a long, long time I have written something in English, so… uhm, yeah. *is nervous* There are a lot of references to Brokeback Mountain so knowing the story might be helpful.

Dedication:
I've just decided that this will go out to [profile] trampadoo, because it was her post that inspired me to write this and because her Jens Lehmann-community rocks. ^^

ayascythe: Pink Reaper (Jens & Metze)



I recently leafed through some of my old school lectures. One of them was Friedrich Schiller's "Kabale und Liebe" (≈ "Intrigue and Love"), which is, by the way, one of my favourites.

ayascythe: Pink Reaper (Jens & Metze)
Autor: [personal profile] ayascythe
Fandom:
Fußball
Pairing: Lehmann/Metze
Rating: PG-13
Einstufungen: Slash/RPS, Drama, Angst, ooc-ness (?), Deathfic(???)
Beta: ungebetat
Sonstiges: Geschrieben für den Fanfic-Challenge bei jensdefense
EDIT:
The English translation of this fic can be found here.

Zusammenfassung: Es ging niemals um mich. Es geht hier um Christoph, meine Frau, meine Kinder. Wahrscheinlich auch um unsere Trainer und Mannschaftskollegen. Auf jeden Fall um Millionen von Menschen, die uns jetzt hassen. Aber niemals um mich.

Disclaimer: Jens Lehmann und Christoph Metzelder sind eigenständige Personen, die ich mir nur für diese kurze Story ausgeliehen und missbraucht habe. Das ganze ist komplett frei erfunden und ich verdiene hiermit kein Geld.
Die engl. Textzeilen sind diversen Liedern entnommen, die alle nicht mir gehören und am Ende der Fic aufgelistet sind.

 A/N: Ich glaube, ich war noch nie so froh eine Fic fertiggestellt zu haben, wie bei dieser! @_@
Das Teil hat mich eine Menge Nerven und bestimmt ein paar Dioptrien meiner Sehstärke gekostet, weil ich mich mehrere Nächte am PC an ihr rumgequält hab. *lmao*
Wirklich zufrieden bin ich nicht damit – verwirrende Zeitlinie, unrealistisch, abgedroschener Schluss und höchstwahrscheinlich ooc-ness bis zum Umfallen. (Ein Emo!Jens...!!! *shudder*)
Ihr habt die Erlaubnis mir per Comment eins überzubraten! *g*
Ach ja: Man nehme an, Jens und seine Familie sind zum Zeitpunkt der Fic gerade in Deutschland ansässig (z.B. wegen der EM).

 

Ikarus )

 

ayascythe: Pink Reaper (Default)
Autor: [personal profile] ayascythe
Fandom: Fußball
Pairing: Lehmann/Metze (ich hatte beim Schreiben Metze im Kopf, aber wer jemand anderes darin erkennen kann, soll sich keinen Zwang antun)
Rating: PG-13
Einstufungen: slash/RPS, angst, drama, language, Lehmann-centric, ooc(?)
Beta: ungebetat
Zusammenfassung: Manchmal sind Lügen wie eine Schlinge, die man sich selbst umlegt. Manchmal sind Lügen der einzig wahre Ausweg. Und manchmal sind sie beides.

Disclaimer: Jens Lehmann und Christoph Metzelder sind eigenständige Personen, die ich mir nur für diese kurze Story ausgeliehen und missbraucht habe. Das ganze ist komplett frei erfunden und ich verdiene hiermit kein Geld.
Die legendäre Zeile "If you can't fix it, you gotta stand it." stammt aus Brokeback Mountain und gehört somit Annie Proulx.

 A/N: Diese Fic wurde mehr oder weniger durch einige Internet-Artikel ins Rollen gebracht und liegt mir ehrlich gesagt sehr, sehr am Herzen. Mehr dazu am Ende. *nach unten zeig* Außerdem oute ich mir hiermit zu einem bekennenden Jens Lehmann-Fangirl… *hearts Jens* Hach, diese Beine… XD

 

 

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