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I think I've found a new toy
I jabbed Jessica in the ribs. She said "Oof".
"Who is that green antennaed guy?" I asked her.
"Oh, him? That's Xlormp. He's a space alien."
"Really?" I shouted ponderingly.
"Yes," Jessica said passionately.
"Oh," I said with words.
[...]
Xlormp kept making weird noises and gestures, and I noticed he looked really tense. I wondered if it had anything to do with me. The thought made me nervous, because I love him, he is my life, my heart, my one true reason for living, and it would suck if he didn't feel the same. I mean, look at me. How could anyone not fall madly in love with me upon immediate viewing?
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xlormp)
Oh my, this is absolutely brilliant.
"Who is that green antennaed guy?" I asked her.
"Oh, him? That's Xlormp. He's a space alien."
"Really?" I shouted ponderingly.
"Yes," Jessica said passionately.
"Oh," I said with words.
[...]
Xlormp kept making weird noises and gestures, and I noticed he looked really tense. I wondered if it had anything to do with me. The thought made me nervous, because I love him, he is my life, my heart, my one true reason for living, and it would suck if he didn't feel the same. I mean, look at me. How could anyone not fall madly in love with me upon immediate viewing?
(The Most Popular Book in the Whole World; all of it can be found at
xlormp)Oh my, this is absolutely brilliant.