Avengers Super Bowl Commercial (Extended)

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I know this has been posted before but I DO NOT CARE BECAUSE THIS PIECE OF GLORY NEEDS TO BE DOCUMENTED IN MY JOURNAL.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I made the mistake of watching this on work for the first time and thus couldn't combust on the spot with UTTER FANGIRL SQUEE, BECAUSE WHAT IS THIS THOSE UNSUBTLE LOOKS TONY AND STEVE ARE YOU EYEFUCKING EACH OTHER?!?!?!?!



Imagine me looking pretty much like this all day long:



But on the inside, I felt pretty much like this:



Seriously, I have never seen TWO SECONDS in which THREE WORDS are said with so much subtext before. The "Mister Stark" (hopeful? definitely heavy with ... something) and then the "Captain" while Tony looks flat out COY like a chastised schoolboy, or pretty much like Dean when he meets Dr. Sexy in Gabriel's TV-show world:



EXACTLY LIKE THAT. Also: flirty and playful, maybe a little mocking, too (it would be helpful to know at which point of their relationship this scene takes place) AND. SERIOUSLY. THE EYEFUCKING. THE SUBTEXT. I could write pages of fanfic just about this one scene.

AND THEN TONY HAS TO GO AND BE EVEN MORE AWESOME:

Loki: I have an army.
Tony: We have a Hulk.

ASLFJASÖFJSLDJFSODIFJSDJFSLDF. OH GOD HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT TO APRIL??!?!? *whimpers*