Drifting somewhere in the vast

Fandoms: The Avengers, Iron Man, Les Misérables
Rating: PG-13
Language: English
Categories/Warnings: well, it's Les Mis, you know what to expect

5 drabbles over at my writing journal

So turn around and I'll pick up the slack by sirona
This... was not what Tony had in mind when he decided to design himself a new dildo. You won't hear him complaining about the results, however.
TONY/ARMOR PORN. Seriously, this is the fic I've been waiting for ever since that certain scene in the Iron Man 3 trailer. Technically, it's more of a Tony/JARVIS fic, but who would I be to complain a about that? XD

And Has Time Enough by wanttobeatree
Tony asks if they have met. It's a matter of perspective. (A Time Traveller's Wife AU.)
TIME TRAVEL AU. There's no more you need to know about it, except, yeah, it's amazing and ugh and TONY and yesssss. Don't let yourself be scared off by the twisted plotlines, it all comes to a conclusion in the end. No knowledge of the book/movie is necessary (I didn't know it either, though I did make sure to get my hands on the book afterwards).

The Spy Who Came In From The Cold by sirona
You never know what kind of information you might stumble upon in Russia.
A James Bond/Avengers crossover with Daniel Craig!Bond meeting and hooking up with Bucky Barnes. Also with Natasha Romanoff, but mostly Bucky, and it's all kinds of sexy and hilarious and amazing and exactly the crossover I didn't know I wanted until I found it. *flails*

What I Need I Just Don't Have by gyzym
If you want this choice position, have a cheery disposition. (Or: Tony needs an assistant. Rhodey needs a break.)
If you still need reasons why Pepper is a bamf and why you should ship Tony/Rhodey (as if both weren't already obvious things) - read this fic. I'm serious, it's hilarious and cute and wonderful and proof that Tony/Rhodey needs more love - their insane banter is the best. And Pepper. PEPPER. BEST.

My Normal Approach is Useless Here by windsweptfic
Tony finds Bucky frozen in the Alps and brings him back, thinking it'll help Steve adjust to modern life if he's not alone. Unfortunately, he finds it has the side-effect of him becoming irrationally jealous.
I loved this one, how Tonys resentment slowly gets replaced by something different and mwah. Steve/Tony/Bucky OT3-fic!

Podfic Rec:
[podfic] Natural Selection by reena_jenkins, Saucery
BEACON, also known as the Bureau of Enforcement, Armed Combat and Offensive Neutralization (it sure is offensive, Stiles thinks) has established the Avengers Initiative in order to, uh, fight crime. And rampaging alien hordes. And stuff.
Stiles is Iron Man. (Scott is Rhodey. Oh, Scott.) Derek is the Hulk. Lydia is Black Widow. Allison is Hawkeye. DANNY IS CAPTAIN AMERICA WHO EVERYONE LOVES. Jaxon is a creepy alien dude with Daddy issues. And also Danny issues. Daddy Danny issues. Danny is justifiably alarmed. Erica is Pepper Potts, except with more of an inclination toward bodily harm. Chris Argent is the head of the Avengers Initiative. He is also fierce. He is also a silver fox. Hot damn. And somehow, in the middle of all this chaos, the Hulk and Iron Man find love.
LISTEN TO IT. The story in itself is absolutely great, but the podficcer really brought the best out of it with her voice, especially with Stiles.

( Folgers "Home for the Holidays" Commercial )

And to make this post not quite so much about incest pointless, have some links:

Surreal Paintings by Jacek Yerka
Very pretty paintings. (I love the one with the bed outside.)

BS Detector - What are the hottest marketing buzzwords?
A video that's so accurate it's painful, especially in my branch of work.

Fantasy/Sci-Fi-Landscapes by Jonas De Ro
Abso-fucking-lutely amazing art of fantastic and/or futuristic places.

Avengers: avenging angels concept
The Avengers as angels. Seriously, the art is gorgeous and hits all my AU/crossover buttons (and yes, I still need to read that fic that was inspired by this fanart.) PS: There is more angels!art in the artist's gallery, and also other art for the Avengers and various other fandoms. Seriously, it's amazing!

Anyone wants to rec me devastating angst-fic? Something along the lines of The Last Love Song of Anthony E. Stark by jibrailis or Delete by ashinan? Or Civil War related? I'll take pretty much anything, as long as it has buckets of Tony!angst without actually being wangsty. Alternately, Bucky would be great, too. Also Steve. In any combination.



Pretty please? I have craaaaaviiiiings. They need to be fulfilled.

Fandom: Captain America
Pairing: Steve Rogers/James "Bucky" Barnes
Rating: R
Language: Deutsch/German
Einstufungen/Warnungen: Slash, Angst, Charaktertod, Folter, selbstverletzendes Verhalten, Drogenmissbrauch, Entzug, PTBS, Verfolgungswahn, Halluzinationen

Die Wahrheit ist: Steve hat ihn gerettet, doch ein Teil von Bucky liegt noch immer auf der Isolierstation und kämpft gegen Schatten, die nicht da sind. Ein Teil von ihm wird immer dort sein.

Eine Fic über Buckys Kriegsgefangenschaft und ihre Folgen. Ich bin mir bewusst, dass vieles nicht unbedingt realistisch ist, aber ich wollte vor allem die Stimmung des Songs "Stockholme Syndrome" von Blink 182 einfangen. Ja, im Prinzip ist das hier eine Songfic.

Fandom: Captain America, The Avengers, The Book Thief
Pairings, Characters: Steve Rogers, Death; mentions of Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Rating: PG-13
Language: English
Categories/Warnings: crossover, Slash, character death (this is a fic about Death, literally; be prepared for whatever that may entail)

The first time Death meets Steven Rogers, the sky is a sickly yellow with a tinge of grey heartache. - 5 times Death meets Steven Rogers. [The Avengers/The Book Thief crossover]

Yeah, please don't even ask me how my fic for the Big Bang is going. I'm trying to fend off the flock of plotbunnies slowly nibbling away at the ruins of my mind. Years and months of NOTHING and now I can't get a rest! *sighs*

Oh, and if anyone wants to beta this so I can put it on AO3? You'd be my hero. *puppy dog eyes*

Fandom: Snow White and the Huntsman
Charaktere/Pairing: Snow White/Ravenna
Rating: R/NC-17
Language: Deutsch/German
Einstufungen/Warnungen: Femslash, dark!AU, Spoiler, wahrscheinlich OOC, "Sex und Gewalt" XD

'Ich kann sie töten.' Sie ist die einzige, die es kann. Sie hat nur niemals versprochen, dass sie es tun wird. - Snow White wird Ravennas Ritterin. [dark!AU]

My first attempt ever at femslash! I couldn't resist, Carlize Theron is just too hot.

Fandom: Iron Man, Avengers
Charaktere/Pairing: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Rating: R
Language: Deutsch/German
Einstufungen/Warnungen: Slash; AU; ein paar Kraftausdrücke; sexuelle Situationen, aber nichts Explizites

Stark ist blitzschnell, ein Erfinder, jemand der Wege sieht, wo keine sind, oder sie schafft. Er ist ein Genie und Steve denkt: Das könnte es wert sein. Skandale, Exzesse – all das, wenn sie nur diesen Funken auf dem Spielfeld haben. [Avengers Fußball!AU]

Apparently, you can get the girl out of the footie-fandom, but the footie-fandom not out of the girl. Or: how I wrote the Avengers Football!AU. You know you want it, too. XD

Yuletide's up! Now I only need to calm down enough to actually start reading. *dances around*