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ayascythe*Choose 12 people from your favorite fandom.
*DON'T LOOK AT THE QUESTIONS UNTIL YOU'RE DONE FILLING IN THE 12 PEOPLE!
*Wherever there is a number, fill the number in with the person you put for that number.
*Have fun!
1. Tony Stark
2. Steve Rogers
3. Natasha Romanoff
4. Clint Barton
5. Bucky Barnes
6. JARVIS
7. Darcy Lewis
8. Pepper Potts
9. Thor
10. Loki
11. Agent Coulson
12. Bruce Banner
Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
I've read one that wasn't exactly a shippy one, just JARVIS assisting Coulson at his work. But those two together would be a hilarious read, so yes!
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
He's pretty cool and archery is definitely sexy, especially when it's done as gracefully as by Hawkeye.
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Oh. I think Tony would probably have a fit of jealousy, if Bruce got Pepper pregnant, hole himself up in his workshop and not come out for days. He'd be terrified - without ever admitting to it, of course - that with Pepper and Bruce being together and then a baby, he'll be the one left out, not fitting in anymore and his friends abandoning him, because they have too much of a life of their own. And Pepper and Bruce would try to convince him otherwise and make him the baby's godfather (which is probably a terrible choice, poor kid, but it's the thought that counts).
Can you rec any fic(s) about 9?
Chaos War by astolat
It was never easy to find Loki when he wanted to hide, but he wasn't doing a particularly good job of it at the moment. Probably he didn't think anyone from Asgard would be wasting their time hunting for him while the shining ones churned their way steadily through all the realm.
I'll Be Yours by sarkywoman
Prompt: Thor is one cocky bastard who loves Loki more than anything in the world, but doesn't understand him. He is both ashamed of his desire for his brother, but in the dark, intense, wordless moments they share together also makes it clear that if he ever touched him he would fuck Loki senseless and be the best lay of his life - he doesn't even need to say so, Loki already KNOWS. And Loki hates it, because that would mean Thor would have everything. It would be really great to see a fic that dealt with that attraction / repulsion, the way Loki's desperation to transcend his brother is fueled by the other side of him that just wants to succumb, give up. Basically, a psychological story that explored all the strange undercurrents of their relationship as brothers and rivals who want to fuck each other. Also some hot sex would be awesome.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
OMG YES. Steve is probably one of the few other people besides Tony who gets that Jarvis is much more than just a computer programme and they'd be wonderful together. It'd be just weird to see them together without Tony, because he's usually the link between the two of them. Actually, it'd be also really interesting to see how Tony reacts to it (befuddled? jealous? protective? oh, he'd definitely make parenting jokes, because JARVIS is his baby/creation). Damn, now I want fic.
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Bucky/Thor or Bucky/Loki? Uhm, actually, I kind of tend to the latter one. Because from what I've gathered from fandom and the few fics that involved Bucky, there is definitely a dark side to him, a willingness to get his hands dirty in a way that e.g. Steve or Thor never could. He'd able to understand Loki's way of thinking.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
If Darcy walked in on Steve and Bruce? She'd totally make a photo or video of it for private use, watch till it's over and then make a post on Facebook about it, grinning wickedly all the while through it. (Or maybe she'd be appalled, because now she's lost her bet with Clint that Steve would totally end up with Tony.)
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
Loki kidnaps the Avengers (alternately only Clint) and Natasha meets up with Loki for negotiations, which end up a little ... differently than both expected.
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Of course, there is! Tony and Pepper are pretty much awkward fluff by default.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
Darcy/Bruce... Hhhm. "Good shoes won't save you this time"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
*SPLUTTER, SPORFLE* That had to be Clint travelling back in time to meet a teenage!Tony, because deflowering Tony Stark? That train went off a long time ago.
Except for when you go with the premise that Tony never had sex with a man before - or at least has never bottomed - and maybe they'd be drunk as hell. Tony is moping or angsting aboutSteve something and then they'd be just "let's fuck, because why the hell not".
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
Maybe? I'd read Darcy slash. I'd read anything involving Darcy.
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Yes? I think Raven reads Natasha/Clint.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Not that I noticed, no. (Which needs to be remedied asap.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sweetestremedy you hear me? We need a Coulson fanart.)
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
Steve Rogers/Clint Barton/Bucky Barnes ... I guess not. Except for me, if dared and in a cracky mood.
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
"BROTHER!"
If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?
Garfunkel and Oates - Me, You and Steve
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
A Tony/JARVIS/Bruce fic ...? HGNFDFDF. Warnings: smut, sex with machinery, complicated feelings, SCIENCE TALK.
What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
"I just want to talk." (Which is a horrible pick-up line, but Steve would be so sincere about it that not even Loki could resist him.)
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Hum, that was a couple of weeks ago. This one, about Bucky and Steve.
What is 6's super-secret kink?
Ooooh, that's a good question. It probably has something to do with Tony - maybe JARVIS wants to have Tony completely under his control for once. Not in an evil way, though, more like ... D/s? Having him completely at his mercy with Tony needing to trust JARVIS fully? But then, maybe it's the other way round (because, right, butler AI programmed to serve). Or maybe he just wants a body of his own.
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
Huh, maybe, but there'd have to be a lot of Asgardian mead involved.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3."
What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Tony Stark and Thor are in a happy relationship until Thor suddenly runs off with Clint Barton. Tony Stark, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Agent Coulson and a brief, unhappy affair with Bruce Banner, then follows the wise advice of Bucky Barnes and finds true love with Natasha Romanoff."
Uhm. I'm sorry, I'm still trying to process that, because omfglol. I'd call that fic Murphy's Law, because whyever not. Who would read it: me,sweetestremedy, louphoenix, 3ngel (who should also write it because I wouldn't touch a fic like that with a ten-foot-pole).
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
*purrs* Cracky, but yummy and very awesome.
Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?
*snorts* Well, I don't even know. JARVIS has probably much more knowledge and is the perfect professor, I imagine. But then, Coulson has Supernanny!powers and would probably cope well with the shenanigans of his students. He'd probably be a little jaded and frustrated with his job, but at the end of the day he'd be good at what he does and the students wouldn't always like him, but respect him and learn what they need to learn.
Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
Steve is quite hot, definitely hot, though actually not my type of hot - too many muscles and that, but the smile and his courage? Yes, hot. And there is just something about him that makes him so unbearably gorgeous, like, him being a good person shines through everything he does and omg, that sounds stupid and cheesy, I will stop now.
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
A mission from Bruce for Pepper would probably involve Tony. Either to save him or getting him to do something or stop doing something to save him from himself. Of course it succeeds.
What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
I don't know, blowing something up? Physical assault against Tony Stark?
If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Haha, I guess that would be Darcy. I mean, Pepper could probably scare anyone with just a look, but Darcy has a taser. And she's not afraid to use it.
1. Comment on this post with I VOLUNTEER!for the Hunger Games
2. I will give you a letter.
3. Think of 5 fictional characters and post their names and your comments on these characters in your LJ.
chalada gave me N.
Natasha Romanoff (The Avengers)
"There's no time for romance,we have shit to avenge."
I love, love, love Natasha. She already kicked ass in Iron Man 2, but I think she trumped that with her performance in The Avengers. I think what I love most about her - besides her wicked fighting style which is a turn on in itself, seriously, that woman, I have such a girl!boner for her - is the way she plays with people's expectations. Because she's this delicate woman, most men underestimate her abilities and she just takes that, works with it and throws it right back in their faces. It makes me wish I could be a little more like her, because I know what it's like to be underestimated (just because I'm small and cute doesn't mean I'm innocent or helpless or stupid, oh fuck am I anything but that).
"Ned" Eddard Stark (Game of Thrones)
"The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword."
Oh. I don't even know where to start with Ned Stark. He is the kind of character that I love for always doing the right thing, no matter what happens. Its a character trait that I truly enjoy at most of the times, but in the world of Game of Thrones, I just wanted to shake him and yell at him to think of himself and his family first. Because there is a place and time for honour, but if you're surrounded bySlytherins Lannisters you need to outsmart them. Being a hero doesn't matter, if you can't achieve anything with your sacrifices and in fact, all that is left afterwards are broken pieces. Ned is a hero, but a stubborn, unreasonable one, and it would probably be easier if I could think he was stupid, but all he does is hit me right in the feels and make go :((((((((((.
Nathan Petrelli (Heroes)
Nathan Petrelli: I think I know what you mean. You can't protect everyone, right? Sometimes it's better to go it alone. The more people you try to help...
Hiro Nakamura: ...The more people get hurt. Please, you must help me. I can't get past casino security, try it.
Nathan Petrelli: When I first meet you, I thought you were nuts.
Hiro Nakamura: Is okay, I thought you were mean. But now I know you pretend that you don't care about anyone, but you care too much.
When I started watching Heroes, I knew pretty early that Nathan was going to be one of my favourite characters in the show. Not only was he handsome, he was also a bit of an asshole, a rational, controlling bastard that wouldn't get anything in his way to Congress. But benath that, there is so much more than that. Hiro once said to him "you act like you don't care, but you care too much" and that, that right there, is what truly defines Nathan Petrelliand about two thirds of all of my favourite characters in other fandoms. He often doesn't know how to handle some of the situations is thrown in, is suspicious and in denial, because what he doesn't know, he can't control. Yes, he uses his family, even puts Peter in a bad light to make himself look better, but at the end of the day he would protect his family under any circumstances. Especially Peter, who is his greatest weakness.
Narrator, The (Fight Club)
"Its only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything."
I like the Narrator more for what he stands for than for his actual character. Because, you see, he is this absolutely jaded guy, trapped in a job he hates, in a dull life that doesn't bring him any joy, he does nothing of worth or sense. And suddenly, he snaps and decides to turn everything around. To abandon everything he has achieved, live in a ruin of a house, fight and not care about the damage his body takes. To not care about anything, actually. To be a rebel.
And it's this what I love so much about this character and the movie/book, because there's a rebel inside me as well that would love to simply not give fuck about anything anymore and rage. To be free of any responsibility and all the shackles society puts us in. To be free.
Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter)
"I'll join you when hell freezes over! Dumbledore's Army!"
I think we can all agree that Neville is an awesome character that had a great development in the books. He turned from this chubby, frightened little kid into a rebel, protecting the students at Hogwarts and helping Harry's cause in his own way. He never gave up and always stayed true to himself. He's a true Gryffindor, even if it took him a while to figure that out.
*DON'T LOOK AT THE QUESTIONS UNTIL YOU'RE DONE FILLING IN THE 12 PEOPLE!
*Wherever there is a number, fill the number in with the person you put for that number.
*Have fun!
1. Tony Stark
2. Steve Rogers
3. Natasha Romanoff
4. Clint Barton
5. Bucky Barnes
6. JARVIS
7. Darcy Lewis
8. Pepper Potts
9. Thor
10. Loki
11. Agent Coulson
12. Bruce Banner
Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
I've read one that wasn't exactly a shippy one, just JARVIS assisting Coulson at his work. But those two together would be a hilarious read, so yes!
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
He's pretty cool and archery is definitely sexy, especially when it's done as gracefully as by Hawkeye.
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Oh. I think Tony would probably have a fit of jealousy, if Bruce got Pepper pregnant, hole himself up in his workshop and not come out for days. He'd be terrified - without ever admitting to it, of course - that with Pepper and Bruce being together and then a baby, he'll be the one left out, not fitting in anymore and his friends abandoning him, because they have too much of a life of their own. And Pepper and Bruce would try to convince him otherwise and make him the baby's godfather (which is probably a terrible choice, poor kid, but it's the thought that counts).
Can you rec any fic(s) about 9?
Chaos War by astolat
It was never easy to find Loki when he wanted to hide, but he wasn't doing a particularly good job of it at the moment. Probably he didn't think anyone from Asgard would be wasting their time hunting for him while the shining ones churned their way steadily through all the realm.
I'll Be Yours by sarkywoman
Prompt: Thor is one cocky bastard who loves Loki more than anything in the world, but doesn't understand him. He is both ashamed of his desire for his brother, but in the dark, intense, wordless moments they share together also makes it clear that if he ever touched him he would fuck Loki senseless and be the best lay of his life - he doesn't even need to say so, Loki already KNOWS. And Loki hates it, because that would mean Thor would have everything. It would be really great to see a fic that dealt with that attraction / repulsion, the way Loki's desperation to transcend his brother is fueled by the other side of him that just wants to succumb, give up. Basically, a psychological story that explored all the strange undercurrents of their relationship as brothers and rivals who want to fuck each other. Also some hot sex would be awesome.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
OMG YES. Steve is probably one of the few other people besides Tony who gets that Jarvis is much more than just a computer programme and they'd be wonderful together. It'd be just weird to see them together without Tony, because he's usually the link between the two of them. Actually, it'd be also really interesting to see how Tony reacts to it (befuddled? jealous? protective? oh, he'd definitely make parenting jokes, because JARVIS is his baby/creation). Damn, now I want fic.
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Bucky/Thor or Bucky/Loki? Uhm, actually, I kind of tend to the latter one. Because from what I've gathered from fandom and the few fics that involved Bucky, there is definitely a dark side to him, a willingness to get his hands dirty in a way that e.g. Steve or Thor never could. He'd able to understand Loki's way of thinking.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
If Darcy walked in on Steve and Bruce? She'd totally make a photo or video of it for private use, watch till it's over and then make a post on Facebook about it, grinning wickedly all the while through it. (Or maybe she'd be appalled, because now she's lost her bet with Clint that Steve would totally end up with Tony.)
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
Loki kidnaps the Avengers (alternately only Clint) and Natasha meets up with Loki for negotiations, which end up a little ... differently than both expected.
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Of course, there is! Tony and Pepper are pretty much awkward fluff by default.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
Darcy/Bruce... Hhhm. "Good shoes won't save you this time"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
*SPLUTTER, SPORFLE* That had to be Clint travelling back in time to meet a teenage!Tony, because deflowering Tony Stark? That train went off a long time ago.
Except for when you go with the premise that Tony never had sex with a man before - or at least has never bottomed - and maybe they'd be drunk as hell. Tony is moping or angsting about
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
Maybe? I'd read Darcy slash. I'd read anything involving Darcy.
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Yes? I think Raven reads Natasha/Clint.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Not that I noticed, no. (Which needs to be remedied asap.
sweetestremedy you hear me? We need a Coulson fanart.)Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
Steve Rogers/Clint Barton/Bucky Barnes ... I guess not. Except for me, if dared and in a cracky mood.
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
"BROTHER!"
If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?
Garfunkel and Oates - Me, You and Steve
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
A Tony/JARVIS/Bruce fic ...? HGNFDFDF. Warnings: smut, sex with machinery, complicated feelings, SCIENCE TALK.
What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
"I just want to talk." (Which is a horrible pick-up line, but Steve would be so sincere about it that not even Loki could resist him.)
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Hum, that was a couple of weeks ago. This one, about Bucky and Steve.
What is 6's super-secret kink?
Ooooh, that's a good question. It probably has something to do with Tony - maybe JARVIS wants to have Tony completely under his control for once. Not in an evil way, though, more like ... D/s? Having him completely at his mercy with Tony needing to trust JARVIS fully? But then, maybe it's the other way round (because, right, butler AI programmed to serve). Or maybe he just wants a body of his own.
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
Huh, maybe, but there'd have to be a lot of Asgardian mead involved.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3."
What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Tony Stark and Thor are in a happy relationship until Thor suddenly runs off with Clint Barton. Tony Stark, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Agent Coulson and a brief, unhappy affair with Bruce Banner, then follows the wise advice of Bucky Barnes and finds true love with Natasha Romanoff."
Uhm. I'm sorry, I'm still trying to process that, because omfglol. I'd call that fic Murphy's Law, because whyever not. Who would read it: me,
sweetestremedy, louphoenix, 3ngel (who should also write it because I wouldn't touch a fic like that with a ten-foot-pole).How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
*purrs* Cracky, but yummy and very awesome.
Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?
*snorts* Well, I don't even know. JARVIS has probably much more knowledge and is the perfect professor, I imagine. But then, Coulson has Supernanny!powers and would probably cope well with the shenanigans of his students. He'd probably be a little jaded and frustrated with his job, but at the end of the day he'd be good at what he does and the students wouldn't always like him, but respect him and learn what they need to learn.
Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
Steve is quite hot, definitely hot, though actually not my type of hot - too many muscles and that, but the smile and his courage? Yes, hot. And there is just something about him that makes him so unbearably gorgeous, like, him being a good person shines through everything he does and omg, that sounds stupid and cheesy, I will stop now.
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
A mission from Bruce for Pepper would probably involve Tony. Either to save him or getting him to do something or stop doing something to save him from himself. Of course it succeeds.
What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
I don't know, blowing something up? Physical assault against Tony Stark?
If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Haha, I guess that would be Darcy. I mean, Pepper could probably scare anyone with just a look, but Darcy has a taser. And she's not afraid to use it.
1. Comment on this post with I VOLUNTEER!
2. I will give you a letter.
3. Think of 5 fictional characters and post their names and your comments on these characters in your LJ.
chalada gave me N.Natasha Romanoff (The Avengers)
"There's no time for romance,we have shit to avenge."
I love, love, love Natasha. She already kicked ass in Iron Man 2, but I think she trumped that with her performance in The Avengers. I think what I love most about her - besides her wicked fighting style which is a turn on in itself, seriously, that woman, I have such a girl!boner for her - is the way she plays with people's expectations. Because she's this delicate woman, most men underestimate her abilities and she just takes that, works with it and throws it right back in their faces. It makes me wish I could be a little more like her, because I know what it's like to be underestimated (just because I'm small and cute doesn't mean I'm innocent or helpless or stupid, oh fuck am I anything but that).
"Ned" Eddard Stark (Game of Thrones)
"The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword."
Oh. I don't even know where to start with Ned Stark. He is the kind of character that I love for always doing the right thing, no matter what happens. Its a character trait that I truly enjoy at most of the times, but in the world of Game of Thrones, I just wanted to shake him and yell at him to think of himself and his family first. Because there is a place and time for honour, but if you're surrounded by
Nathan Petrelli (Heroes)
Nathan Petrelli: I think I know what you mean. You can't protect everyone, right? Sometimes it's better to go it alone. The more people you try to help...
Hiro Nakamura: ...The more people get hurt. Please, you must help me. I can't get past casino security, try it.
Nathan Petrelli: When I first meet you, I thought you were nuts.
Hiro Nakamura: Is okay, I thought you were mean. But now I know you pretend that you don't care about anyone, but you care too much.
When I started watching Heroes, I knew pretty early that Nathan was going to be one of my favourite characters in the show. Not only was he handsome, he was also a bit of an asshole, a rational, controlling bastard that wouldn't get anything in his way to Congress. But benath that, there is so much more than that. Hiro once said to him "you act like you don't care, but you care too much" and that, that right there, is what truly defines Nathan Petrelli
Narrator, The (Fight Club)
"Its only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything."
I like the Narrator more for what he stands for than for his actual character. Because, you see, he is this absolutely jaded guy, trapped in a job he hates, in a dull life that doesn't bring him any joy, he does nothing of worth or sense. And suddenly, he snaps and decides to turn everything around. To abandon everything he has achieved, live in a ruin of a house, fight and not care about the damage his body takes. To not care about anything, actually. To be a rebel.
And it's this what I love so much about this character and the movie/book, because there's a rebel inside me as well that would love to simply not give fuck about anything anymore and rage. To be free of any responsibility and all the shackles society puts us in. To be free.
Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter)
"I'll join you when hell freezes over! Dumbledore's Army!"
I think we can all agree that Neville is an awesome character that had a great development in the books. He turned from this chubby, frightened little kid into a rebel, protecting the students at Hogwarts and helping Harry's cause in his own way. He never gave up and always stayed true to himself. He's a true Gryffindor, even if it took him a while to figure that out.
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Date: 2012-05-19 08:08 pm (UTC)...speaking of which - it's done!
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Date: 2012-05-19 08:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-19 08:08 pm (UTC)Also I will try your first meme because I'm bored and I can't continue to watch Teenwolf.
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Date: 2012-05-19 08:32 pm (UTC)Try it! It's really funny. ;)
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Date: 2012-05-19 09:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-19 09:42 pm (UTC)And I laughed so hard at the "BROTHER" one xD *giggles* And Pepper/Darcy actually sounds pretty good O_O
good meme! x3
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Date: 2012-05-19 10:07 pm (UTC)Yeah, I need to keep my eyes open, if I find anything with that ship.