Gero & Darian - Best of, part 2

[ayascythe]

Gero: *walks beside the carriage because he's bored*
Darian: What are you doing down there?
Gero: I'm bored and I want to beat someone up. Are you volunteering?
Darian: Like you could ever beat me up.
Gero: So you're volunteering! Great! *jumps back into the carriage and starts a fist-fight with Darian*
Magician: So you ARE a couple, after all.
Other characters: Will you stop it already, we're almost at the city gates!
Darian: *starts tearing open his clothes* Help! He's trying to force himself on me!
City guards: *approach* Is there anything wrong?
Magician: You'll have to excuse them, they only just found each other.
(Some talking.)
Darian: *winks at the city guards before they go*
Gero: Stop cheating on me.

Darian: *gets beat up pretty badly and starts growling in frustration*
Gamemaster: Yeah, your character sees how Darian seems to go into some sort of rage or frenzy.
Me: *starst drinking water*
Player who plays Gero, jokingly: Oooh, that's a side of him I haven't seen before. That turns me on.
Me: *spits water back into her glass*

Darian: I was in a brothel.
Everyone: NOW, WERE YOU. TELL US MORE. [/sarcasm]
Darian: No seriously, I tried to find out stuff!