KSC - Hertha BSC 2:6

[ayascythe]

I haven't talked about footie in this journal for quite a while and for good reasons - there was nothing to tell. My team sucks and in that it is pretty stable and constant, so too much whining or ranting is a waste of energy. But today was such a remarkable loss that I need to type down a few moments, simply because they were so incredibly terrible omg my poor babies amusing.

KSC-fans: *are quiet and have lost all motivation*
Hertha-fans: Kaaarlsruhe. Kaaarlsruhe. *lame calling*
KSC-fans: *stay quiet*
Hertha-fans: Okay ... *shrug* Heeeertha!

Hertha: *scores 2-4*
KSC-fans: *start clapping*

Hertha: *scores 2-5*
KSC-fans: *clapping and cheering*

Hertha: *scores 2-6*
KSC-fans: *cheering* "Einer geht noch, einer geht noch rein!" [~Score yet another time!]

Referee: *blows whistle*
Game: *is over*
KSC-fans: *whistling, yelling, booing*
KSC-players: *come closer to the stands*
KSC-fans: *WHISTLING YELLING BOOING*
KSC-players: *trot away like kicked dogs*
Hertha-players: *start to get off the pitch*
KSC-fans: *clapping and cheering*
Hertha-players: *completely confused, until they realise the fans are cheering for them*
KSC-fans: *signify for the Hertha-players to come closer and be cheered at*
Hertha-players: *are not quite as adventerous and continue to get back to the lockers*

I swear, it would be hilarious, if it weren't so damn fucking bitter at the same time. And it started out as such a fun game - Hertha! A pretty choreography by the supporters! A 1-0 lead in the first half! ... And then it went all downhill.

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[ayascythe.livejournal.com]

It's one of those matches you can only bear with a lot of sarcasm - and chocolate, right? ;)