Gero & Darian - Best of, part 3
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ayascytheGero talks with a Zahori woman he slept with the night before.
Woman: That friend of yours ... I'm not so sure about him.
G: What about him?
Woman: Uh, he looks like a tavern whore.
G: That's because he is one.
W: Uhm.
G: Well, apparently he used to be a messenger before that. But he's alright.
W: Are you sure? That's the fifth time in half an hour he's looked at his watch.
G: Oh, but that watch is broken.
W: Pardon? And you think he's alright?
G: Nothing a good punch in the face couldn't solve.
W: I'm not so sure about that. Maybe punching him isn't really what he needs.
[Conversation starts to get serious AND THEN I COULDN'T FOLLOW THE CONVERSATION ANY LONGER BECAUSE MY CHARACTER WAS ENGAGED IN ANOTHER ONE. WOE IS ME.]
G: Well, Kleiner (kiddo/little one), that went pretty well, didn't it?
D: Don't call me "Kleiner"! I'm not little!
G: You are compared to me. "Kleiner".
D: Well, I saw your package and there was nothing big down there.
(Yet another quite literal dick size contest, during which Darian pulls down his pants to prove a point. Gero then starts a fist fight with Darian, while Darian still has his pants down. Hilarity and innuendos ensue.)
Magician: Would you stop it already? Gods, you two are absolutely alike!
G & D: No, we're not!
Magician: Yes, you are! Since the first day our journey started you've done nothing but bickering and fighting each other. If one of you didn't start with it, then the other did. You two are more like brothers than our twin sisters over there.
Twin sisters: Hey!
G & D: What? They're identical twins!
Magician: Yes! Those two only look identical, but you two are identical.
Twin A: *starts playing the violin to calm D & G down* (It's some sort of Elvish spell, Idk.)
G & D: *suddenly calm down and stop fighting*
D: I wish you would stop calling me a bitch. It hurts my feelings.
G: Well, I didn't know that. If it's any consolation, you're a really nice bitch.
D: It's just you're the only real friend I ever had.
G: *dumbfounded and really confused* Oh ... uhm. Is that true?
D: Well ... yeah.
ALDFJSLAKFJLKSDJFLKJLJALSDF. Still shipping it like it's my job, but I love the bromance too much and Gero is so painfully heterosexual, it would only break Darian's little heart. XD
Woman: That friend of yours ... I'm not so sure about him.
G: What about him?
Woman: Uh, he looks like a tavern whore.
G: That's because he is one.
W: Uhm.
G: Well, apparently he used to be a messenger before that. But he's alright.
W: Are you sure? That's the fifth time in half an hour he's looked at his watch.
G: Oh, but that watch is broken.
W: Pardon? And you think he's alright?
G: Nothing a good punch in the face couldn't solve.
W: I'm not so sure about that. Maybe punching him isn't really what he needs.
[Conversation starts to get serious AND THEN I COULDN'T FOLLOW THE CONVERSATION ANY LONGER BECAUSE MY CHARACTER WAS ENGAGED IN ANOTHER ONE. WOE IS ME.]
G: Well, Kleiner (kiddo/little one), that went pretty well, didn't it?
D: Don't call me "Kleiner"! I'm not little!
G: You are compared to me. "Kleiner".
D: Well, I saw your package and there was nothing big down there.
(Yet another quite literal dick size contest, during which Darian pulls down his pants to prove a point. Gero then starts a fist fight with Darian, while Darian still has his pants down. Hilarity and innuendos ensue.)
Magician: Would you stop it already? Gods, you two are absolutely alike!
G & D: No, we're not!
Magician: Yes, you are! Since the first day our journey started you've done nothing but bickering and fighting each other. If one of you didn't start with it, then the other did. You two are more like brothers than our twin sisters over there.
Twin sisters: Hey!
G & D: What? They're identical twins!
Magician: Yes! Those two only look identical, but you two are identical.
Twin A: *starts playing the violin to calm D & G down* (It's some sort of Elvish spell, Idk.)
G & D: *suddenly calm down and stop fighting*
D: I wish you would stop calling me a bitch. It hurts my feelings.
G: Well, I didn't know that. If it's any consolation, you're a really nice bitch.
D: It's just you're the only real friend I ever had.
G: *dumbfounded and really confused* Oh ... uhm. Is that true?
D: Well ... yeah.
ALDFJSLAKFJLKSDJFLKJLJALSDF. Still shipping it like it's my job, but I love the bromance too much and Gero is so painfully heterosexual, it would only break Darian's little heart. XD
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Date: 2013-01-18 09:07 am (UTC)so good :D