Drifting somewhere in the vast

Can be found this:

Gegen Vorlage dieser Kinokarte erhalten Sie im Media Markt ein Kondom gratis.*
*Abgabe der Kondome nur an Volljährige.

If you show this cinema ticket at Media Markt (a well-known German media-store) you'll get a condom for free.*
*Condoms are only handed to adults.

I don't know which I should find funnier: the condoms or the limitation to adults. Because people under 18 don't have any sex. Rrright. XD

(This headline seems to become a kind of new category for my posts. Even more, it even fits those posts. Should I be worried?)

Uhm. Okay. So I've found this very amusing, cracky tool called The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator. And it seems that I've lost my sense and some braincells while trying it out over and over again. The ideas were just priceless sometimes and I (for once) had time for a little writing, so ... I made drabbles out of some of them. *coughs* I'm afraid they're all in German.

Disclaimer: All of the mentioned series, books, persons, etc. don't belong to me. I just borrowed them to write incredibly stupid fic. And no, I don't do drugs.


( Moulin Rouge/Snoop Dogg )

( Star Wars/Super Mario Bros. )

( Chronicles of Narnia/Transformers (movie) )

( Pirates of the Caribbean/Harry Potter )

( Romeo & Juliet/Siegfried & Roy )

( Twilight/Digimon )

ETA:

( Harry Potter/Batman )

ETA2:

( Because I'm obviously crazy: another (presidential candidates!)Draco Malfoy/Harvey Dent, somewhere between R and NC-17 )

Hab ich das gehört:

And you know and you know
'Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow so before
I'm old I'll confess
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
("Strong", Robbie Williams)

... und musste dann spontan an das hier denken:

Ich frage gerade dich: Macht das alles einen Sinn?
Mein Leben ist ein Chaos, schau mal genauer hin.

Und du glaubst ich bin stark und ich kenn den Weg.
Du bildest dir ein, ich weiß wie alles geht.
Du denkst ich hab alles im Griff und kontrollier was geschieht.
Aber ich steh nur hier oben und sing mein Lied.
("Stark", Ich+Ich)

Zufall? Wahrscheinlich schon, aber trotzdem witzig. ^^

This just popped up on my flist, and damn, that is one hell of a creepy pumpkin.

And now: off to see "The Dark Knight". *wibbles*

I think I have a new favourite subject: entertainment law! V. v. exciting and interesting, especially since half of what we discuss in our lecture are things that I already deal with everyday on LJ and in fandom (copyright, etc.).

Also, this sounds like a very, very trashy fanfic that I would love to read:




XDDD

But Maik/Effe? Errr... not really. *coughs*

A PS-cyber-derby between the KSC and the VfB.

OMG, sweetestremedy are you watching this?!?! *dies laughing*

This. Is. Priceless.

...when I try to get into the right mood for learning C by reading programming-jokes. *points to icon and feels incredibly nerdy*



And I don't even like Computer Science. *mutters*