Drifting somewhere in the vast

(This headline seems to become a kind of new category for my posts. Even more, it even fits those posts. Should I be worried?)

Uhm. Okay. So I've found this very amusing, cracky tool called The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator. And it seems that I've lost my sense and some braincells while trying it out over and over again. The ideas were just priceless sometimes and I (for once) had time for a little writing, so ... I made drabbles out of some of them. *coughs* I'm afraid they're all in German.

Disclaimer: All of the mentioned series, books, persons, etc. don't belong to me. I just borrowed them to write incredibly stupid fic. And no, I don't do drugs.


( Moulin Rouge/Snoop Dogg )

( Star Wars/Super Mario Bros. )

( Chronicles of Narnia/Transformers (movie) )

( Pirates of the Caribbean/Harry Potter )

( Romeo & Juliet/Siegfried & Roy )

( Twilight/Digimon )

ETA:

( Harry Potter/Batman )

ETA2:

( Because I'm obviously crazy: another (presidential candidates!)Draco Malfoy/Harvey Dent, somewhere between R and NC-17 )

Hört sich an wie die Filmzusammenfassung von "Alien, Teil I bis IV", ist aber noch viel, vieeel grusliger:

Kuck mal, wer da spricht 

"Es geht um Bastian Schweinsteiger und Lukas Podolski - und um ein kleines Etwas, das es sich ungefragt in Poldis Körper gemütlich macht und dort wächst und gedeiht - und damit den beiden eine ganze Menge Probleme beschert."

Es war nur eine Frage der Zeit, wirklich... FF.de rulez. *rofl*

(Das Schlimme ist, es ist sogar recht witzig geschrieben. Krank, aber witzig.)